But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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