Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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