Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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