he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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