its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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