Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I am one with the molecules
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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