In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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