no, he came in my armpit
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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