Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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