He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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