So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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