when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.