i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.