I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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