It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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