i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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