your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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