I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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