If i come over, it means nothing
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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