Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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