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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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