How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
vagina is talking i cant
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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