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What did we do last night that was yellow?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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