You're so nebulous sometimes
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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