Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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