I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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