My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
How's work?
Spinning.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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