Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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