im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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