i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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