I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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