They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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