He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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