he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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