Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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