he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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