Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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