Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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