So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
