He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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