TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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