What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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