you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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