Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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