Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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