But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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