I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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