Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
That's intense
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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