u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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