imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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