You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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