Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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