Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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