grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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