I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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