p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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