Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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