areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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